I've been listening to reports on your approach to healthcare without Medicare - or any other form of health insurance reform.
So let me ask you this:
How many chickens would I have to bring to the hospital for an MRI?
Could I pay my co-pay in brownies?
What about prostate exams? What's the appropriate payment for that: chicken parts? eggs? or some long brown loggy sort of cake?
How much of it?
Since I don't have my own chickens, can I bring you other people's chickens? And do the chickens have to be plucked and ready for boiling, or will your office take live livestock?
Thanks. Looking forward to good old country care so that I can croak when I hit sixty five.